- Potential employer: so what's your availabil-
- Me: I AM AVAILABLE ALL THE TIME. ANY DAY. ALL HOURS. I HAVE NOTHING TO DO PLEASE HIRE ME
I bought a pair of high waisted shorts
the black widow is learning to adapt to popular fashion trends
do not start with me, tumblr user almyro
And here we have the Black Widow adapting to her environment displaying signs of aggression
"Yes, hello, Clint? It’s me. You told me to call you when I feel like murdering someone. Yes. Of course I’m trying my hardest to blend.”
Is it bad to say that I love these posts.